Another week, another hard-to-find eatery. Who knew foraging for food could be so difficult? This time, at the invitation of my brother and sister-in-law, we find ourselves searching for the Tea Room - not the original at the Queen Victoria Building - but the one at the Gunners Barracks in Mosman. The address? The simple sounding but almost confounding "End of Suakin Drive". We were thankful it wasn't "Two-thirds down on the right-hand bend of the cul-de-sac" or some such.
After a fortuitous and fortunate turn of events, we see the Tea Room, indeed at the end of Suakin Drive. A winding pathway leads us down to a cute sandstone cottage which overlooks the spellbinding beauty of Port Jackson and surrounding headlands. On a postcard-perfect Sunday afternoon, sailing boats skim across the fulgent water, and the coastlines of Watsons Bay, Vaucluse and Rose Bay are visible in the near distance. I love the Victorian opulence of the QVB but this is infinitely better.
Inside, there is evidence of the cottage's erstwhile function as a luxury home, and it appears largely untouched apart from anachronistic conveniences such as air-conditioning and music speakers. Fine china, chandeliers, high ceilings, heavy curtains, an ornate fireplace, a spacious verandah and the bucolic surrounds bring us back in time to the good old days. Despite the grand weather, we are seated indoors as requested via our reservation, because the weather was predicted to be inclement. Naturally after our arrival, it turns out to be the total opposite, all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Bummer.
We are given a huge square table in the middle of the room, which is good in some ways and bad in others. The good is plenty of table room; the bad is the distance between each person makes quiet conversation difficult because we have to raise our voices above the din. Another good is that despite being indoors, we are still privy to the vista outside as our table has a direct view through a wide doorway, so the best of both worlds.
Handed the menus, we are surprised to find they also serve lunch a la carte, when our perception was morning or afternoon tea only. We are a little hungry but not overly so, and we opt for traditional afternoon tea, which consists of a set selection of cakes and pastries, finger sandwiches, scones and preserve, and tea or coffee for $40 a head.
While perusing the menu, we are overwhelmed by pages of tea options: black teas, flavoured black teas, green teas, herbal infusions, rooibos, and white teas from regions as diverse as South Africa to Formosa. I don't drink much tea at home or out, except where it is part of the meal (yum cha, degustation, etc.), so I am utterly stumped. Our waiter is somewhat helpful in assisting our choices, but it is still an exercise in nonplussed procrastination.
Having finally settled on our tea selections, we place our order and it was not long before a three-tiered round display stand of sweet treats, a plate of sandwiches, a plate of scones and our tea arrive. So much food served all at once but at least nothing is meant to be piping hot. It didn't seem a lot of food for four, but it was surprisingly filling. Each of us get one piece each of the finger food, except for the sandwiches where there are enough for three halves each.
The savouries are a bit hit-and-miss, similar to party finger food. The sandwiches lack substance as the fillings of chicken, salmon or ham are thin and the taste is predominantly of bread. The dainty quiche is good with the soft centre and buttery casing, while the fried curry triangle is short on filling like the sandwiches. But high tea is more about the sweets right?
The scone is fluffy on the inside, doughy and crunchy on the outside, and partners well with the rich cream and sweet jam. Nothing spectacular but it sits well between the savouries and the sweet offerings.
And there are plenty of sweet offerings - five in total spread over three plates - all mini versions except for the macaron, which is more or less a regular size.
The coffee gateau with the Tea Room-insignia chocolate button is lusciously sweet with the various layers of sponge, hazelnut chocolate, and gooey chocolate ganache on top. The macaron, while not the best looking one we've seen, is above average with the rosewater-scented shell and chocolate cream centre.
The cheesecake is rather gorgeous: the cheese layer melts on the tongue and the sweet, crumbly biscuit base is balanced by the slice of strawberry. The friand is unremarkable but the glazed top adds a little interest.
I love the idea of a mango pudding in a candle holder. It's neat, presents well, and is just the right amount. Unless you're a mad mango pudding lover, there should be no complaints. Mango puddings in Chinese eateries can be very one-note, but this version is topped with a layer of sago (or similar, I can't recall) to add a fun caviar-like texture. It is very silky, light, fragrant and creamy with the perfect cream/milk-to-gelatine balance, and was a great cooling end to our afternoon tea.
What about the tea? We all chose a different tea, and they range from bland to good. My Morning Star is loaded with herbs (rosehip, peppermint, blackberry, raspberry and strawberry leaves, marigold, blue mallow and rose petals) but it tastes like a strong peppermint tea. K has the vanilla tea from India which is pleasant with the faint hint of vanilla. My brother has a rose tea which tastes insipid (he did not realise rose teas are so mild) and rather like boiled water. I did not get to taste my sister-in-law's tea but I am told it is average. Tea connoisseurs we ain't.
Tea ignorance aside, the Tea Room is a relaxing place to spend time with family and friends to chat about the state of the world and gossip about work and food. Inside or out, the scenery is lush with the tranquil surrounds of the greenery and the sea providing an ideal backdrop. Sure, the food quality is a little uneven, but morning and afternoon teas are more about social gatherings than about the food, so for that, the Tea Room at Mosman gets a pass. Now, if only they can make it less feminine ....
The good: stunning vista, serene location, cute cottage, the sweets, dinnerware
The bad: lacklustre sandwiches, parking is all outdoors
What the?: head-spinning tea selection
The good: stunning vista, serene location, cute cottage, the sweets, dinnerware
The bad: lacklustre sandwiches, parking is all outdoors
What the?: head-spinning tea selection

View Larger Map
























