Bad timing.
For many, chronological mishaps have been rather unfortunate. Silverstein Properties purchasing a 99-year lease for $3.2 billion on July 24, 2001 for the World Trade Center was one. The playing of tsunami-opening film Hereafter in Japanese cinemas during the middle of March this year was another.
For a food blogger - especially a pictorial one - there is little worse than restaurants with light dimmer switches and overzealous staff, as I found out during one Thursday evening visit to Rockpool Bar & Grill in the city.
Rockpool Bar & Grill is famous for its monolithic and marbled art deco restaurant dining room, and its wagyu hamburger in the bar. Having dined previously in the restaurant without the food making an indelible impression, we were keen to taste what is universally regarded as Sydney's premiere hamburger. Food blog after food blog have sung its praises, and its reputation received an unofficial crown in the form of Time Out's recent Burger Wars, where it was anointed the champion over the likes of Four In Hand, Lotus, and Charlie & Co. With such a reputation, the expectations are high and our hunger even higher.
The bar, an anteroom to the side of the restaurant, is intimate, cosy, and elegantly appointed in black. It is open from midday until 11p.m. on weekdays, making it ideal for a quick drink or meal almost anytime. Arriving at 5p.m. on shopping night, the bar was comfortably abuzz with after-work imbibers, and we were the first people to order food, as is the norm.
The bar menu is more substantial than expected, and besides the famous burgers, there is an excellent selection of sandwiches (steak, chicken, prawn, crab, etc.) and tapas-sized nibblies (oysters, garlic prawns, empanadas, and even a fish ceviche). But we didn't come here to be wowed by a pork sausage sandwich or cured ocean trout on toasted brioche; we are here for the legendary burgers, and to experience a dose of bad timing.
On first seating, the darkness of the bar dining area was alleviated by sufficiently bright ceiling downlights; we could comfortably read the menu, see each others faces, and avoid squinting. But not more than thirty seconds after receiving our food, some not-so-bright spark (pun intended) decided to use the dimmer to lower the light to an eye-straining luminosity. Someone's having a laugh, and it ain't me. My inner Sue Sylvester felt like punching the person responsible smack bang in the teeth, but instead my inner foodie prevailed.
| Fried Fish Burger with Chilli Mayonnaise ($24) |
There's not much publicity about the fish burger here, most likely because the name of the burger is not prefaced by the neon-bright pretentiousness of "David Blackmore's Full Blood"; seriously, how can one compete with that? Not only is it the "David Blackmore's Full Blood Wagyu Hamburger", but it's with bacon, gruyere cheese, and zuni pickle. I bet the no-frills bacon felt left out. And the fish burger? Chilli mayonnaise. Gee, thanks. Despite being saddled with such an unwanky name, it is the same price as the wagyu hamburger at $24, so one hopes it is just as good. Luckily, it is good. Very good in fact. K is disappointed but I thought the battered fish is superb: expertly battered and delicately crispy on the outside, flakily moist and yielding on the inside. The chilli mayonnaise is mildly zingy and creamy, while the rest of the burger provided solid if unspectacular support.
| David Blackmore's Full Blood Wagyu Hamburger with Bacon, Gruyere Cheese and Zuni Pickle ($24) |
With the piscine burger so good, the wagyu hamburger should be a-mazing, but it somehow falls short. The wagyu beef patty is generous, scrumptious, and cooked to perfection medium-rare, but the accompanying bacon, cheese, and pickles are oddly imperceptible. In fact, I couldn't taste the cheese at all, so it's all about the wagyu. But as good as the beef is, the whole burger isn't as palate-provoking as we had expected.
| Hand Cut Chips ($12) |
Hot chips are one of my (many) weaknesses, so even for $12, I had to indulge in some fried potato worship. Having found many restaurants' 'hand cut' chips to be specious, we are overjoyed to see Rockpool's actually are hand cut. Massively cut, most of the chips are bigger than wedges and taste similar. Lightly battered and mildly crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside, these chips are good but far from being my favourite, and apart from the zesty tomato sauce dipping, needed more seasoning.
So what to make of the already famous wagyu burger? Its legend already precedes itself, so what I say won't be worth a damn, but $24 for a burger is still a pickle or three too far. I would happily pay $18 to $20 but not more, because after all, it is still only a patty of ground bovine meat sandwiched between a burger bun. In an era of ubiquitous inferior fast food burgers, anything above average would seem an icon to the jaded, but Rockpool's - while excellent - is not quite the apotheosis of burgers.
The good: burgers are excellent; bar operating times; ambience
The bad: burger prices; chips are disappointing
What the?: lights getting dimmed straight after getting our food

www.rockpool.com.au/sydney/bar-and-grill/bar/
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